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Favourite genre of music: All kinds
Operating System: Windows
Favourite cartoon character: Daria, Gir, Foamy and Germaine from Ill Will Press, The Cheat
Personal Quote: My own ability to make it look like I have basic intelligence never ceases to amaze me.
I feel the need to give some background to this madness.
You see, when I worked for the library in Columbia as a shelver, one of my duties was to shelf read a certain section of the library, going through the books and making sure they were in proper order. My special little section was the Romance section, and its darling little red and white subsection: Series romances. AKA The Harlequin Section.

When attempting to tame this area I began to notice I was going back to sections I'd just done because I kept thinking I'd shelved something wrong. I figured out slowly that I actually wasn't doing anything, wrong, I was simply seeing five hundred slightly different variations of a basic title. And of course the books were all a basic variation of about three different plots, but that has nothing to do with this game.

You could also cause it a test of your ability to see what makes your head explode or a focus for concentration. Here we go:

Below, I have a list of Harlequin series titles. Test your ability to concentrate.

If you can get through this entire list without doubting your eyes and glancing back to make sure you haven't seen a title twice in a row, you are a better librarian than I.

Two things:
1. I swear by all that is holy these are all actual titles. And keep in mind these were just the ones I could list during slow periods at work today.
2. With only a few exceptions, the format of the title is this: The Rich Asshole's Descriptive Something-or-Other

The Greek's Ultimate Revenge
The Brazilian Boss's Innocent Mistress
The British Billionaire's Innocent Bride
The Italian's Rags to Riches Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Inherited Bride
The Spaniard's Virgin Housekeeper
The Future King's Bride
The Italian's Future Bride
The Future King's Pregnant Mistress
The Boss's Inexperienced Secretary
The Italian's Secret Baby
The Brazilian Millionaire's Love Child
The Greek Tycoon's Defiant Bride
The Brazilian's Blackmailed Bride
The Mediterranean Millionaire's Reluctant Mistress
The Cattle Baron's Virgin Wife
The Future King's Love Child
The Count's Blackmail Bargain
The Magnate's Indecent Proposal
The Brazilian Boss's Innocent Mistress
The Italian's Blackmailed Mistress
The Billionaire's Scandalous Marriage
The Italian's Ruthless Marriage Command
The Billionaire's Captive Bride
The Italian's Inexperienced Mistress
The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Wife
The Ruthless Magnate's Virgin Mistress
The French Tycoon's Pregnant Mistress
The Greek's Million-Dollar Baby Bargain
The Frenchman's Marriage Demand
The Rich Man's Blackmailed Mistress
The Boss's Forbidden Secretary
The Spanish Billionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Convenient Bride
The Billionaire Boss's Secretary Bride
The Spaniard's Blackmailed Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Mistress
The Millionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Unexpected Wife
The Desert King's Housekeeper Bride
The Desert King's Virgin Bride
The Billionaire's Bride of Innocence
The Italian's Stolen Bride
The Billionaire's Blackmailed Bride
The Desert King's Pregnant Bride
The Billionaire's Virgin Mistress
The Mediterranean Billionaire's Secret Baby
The Millionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Boss's Wife for the Week
The Infamous Italian's Secret Baby
The Millionaire Boss's Baby
The Sheikh's Forbidden Virgin
The Millionaire's Misbehaving Mistress
The Greek's Bridal Purchase
The Multi-Millionaire's Virgin Mistress
The Prince's Waitress Wife
The Sheikh's Ransomed Bride
The Millionaire's Blackmail Bargain
The Greek's Christmas Baby
The Italian Billionaire's Secretary Mistress
The Millionaire's Christmas Wife
The Sheikh's Convenient Virgin
The Desert Sheikh's Captive Wife
The Sicilian's Defiant Mistress
The Ruthless Greek's Virgin Princess
The Greek Tycoon's Reluctant Bride
The Billionaire's Bride of Convenience
The Greek's Forced Bride
The Greek Billionaire's Baby Revenge
The Sheikh's Innocent Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Pregnant Wife
The Billionaire's Virgin Bride
The Billionaire's Virgin Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Disobedient Bride
The Italian's Forced Bride
The Greek Millionaire's Secret Child
The Italian Prince's Pregnant Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Baby Bargain
The Sheikh's Unwilling Wife
The Italian Billionaire's Secret Love Child
The Greek Billionaire's Innocent Princess
The Italian Boss's Mistress of Revenge
The Billionaire's Housekeeper Mistress
The Italian Boss's Secret Child
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