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Voices at the Door by KDlala
Voices at the Door
Justine.  That light was never meant for her.  A complex machine, a creature of exquisite heartlessness...no matter who is locked behind the door.

From the game Amnesia- Justine
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Labyrinth- Mass Effect 2 Playlist and Story Cover by KDlala
Labyrinth- Mass Effect 2 Playlist and Story Cover

Arian Shepard

It’s a game of turning black to white and white to black.

 

 

Story/Reaper War Theme: One More Soul to the Call - Melissa Williamson

                                         

Arian Shepard: Lux Aeterna - Clint Mansell

                         Onion Girl -Holly Cole

                         Walk on Vanity Ruins -Akira Yamaoka

                         Silence -Delirium ft Sarah McLachlan

                         Bitch -Meredith Brooks

                         Letter From the Lost Days -Melissa Williamson

 

 

Garrus and Arian:  Demons Imagine Dragons

                              Shall Never Surrender -Jason “Shyboy” Arnold

                              Collide -Howie Day

                              Superhuman Touch -Athlete

                              Temptation Waits   - Garbage

 

 

Mysterious Ways   -U2

Ginger Snaps theme -Mike Shields

Theme of Laura

Tender Sugar 

Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me

Rain of Brass Petals (Three Voices Edit)

Clockwork Little Happiness  

Sickness Unto Foolish Death -Akira Yamaoka

The Great Beyond -REM

The End is the Beginning is the End -Smashing Pumpkins

Illusion and Dream

Everything Fades

Shallow

Locking up the Sun -Poets of the Fall

Lights - Ellie Goulding

Christofori’s Dream -David Lanz

Here it Goes Again -OkGo

Grey Street -Dave Matthews Band

Life is a Highway -Tom Cochrane

Transfer – Collide

24 - Jem

Missionary Man -Eurythmics

Extraordinary Machine

Never is a Promise -Fiona Apple

Mad World -Gary Jules

My Little Box -Gavyn Wright

Amaranth

For the Heart I Once Had -Nightwish

Insanity -Oingo Boingo

Set Fire to the Rain -Adele

The Pain I’m Used to -Depeche Mode

Building a Mystery

Full of Grace

Fallen -Sarah McLachlan


Let’s See How Far We’ve Come -Matchbox 20 

Come Undone -Duran Duran

Something

A Day in the Life -The Beatles

White Rabbit -Jefferson Airplane

There is a Light -Nick Cave

Nowhere and Everywhere -Michelle Lewis

Don’t Fear the Reaper -Blue Oyster Cult 

Welcome to Your Wedding Day   -Airborne Toxic Event

You Make Me Feel -Jeremy Toback

Nobody Lives Without Love -Eddi Reader

The Passenger    -Michael Hutchence

It’s My Life -Bon Jovi

Satellite   -Anna Nalick

Nobody Lives Without Love - Eddi Reader

Trail of Shadows   - Drawn: Trail of Shadows soundtrack

Tire Tracks and Broken Hearts -Bonnie Tyler

Queen -Chris Vrenna

One Day -Hans Zimmerman

One Man’s Dream -Yanni

Closer (Precursor) - Nine Inch Nails (Se7en main titles edit)

Abraham’s Daughter -The Arcade Fire

Reason to Run

Loose Ends - Dan Fogelberg

Bloody Mary - Silversun Pickups

Engel     -Scala & Kolacny Brothers

Kill Your Heroes AWOLNation

Space Oddity David Bowie

CrazyGnarls Barkley

About Her Malcolm McLaren

White Noise - Sinisstar

I Will Follow You into the Dark -Deathcab for Cutie

Laura Palmer -Bastille

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KDlala
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Current Residence: Missouri
Favourite genre of music: All kinds
Operating System: Windows
Favourite cartoon character: Daria, Gir, Foamy and Germaine from Ill Will Press, The Cheat
Personal Quote: My own ability to make it look like I have basic intelligence never ceases to amaze me.
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I feel the need to give some background to this madness.
You see, when I worked for the library in Columbia as a shelver, one of my duties was to shelf read a certain section of the library, going through the books and making sure they were in proper order. My special little section was the Romance section, and its darling little red and white subsection: Series romances. AKA The Harlequin Section.

When attempting to tame this area I began to notice I was going back to sections I'd just done because I kept thinking I'd shelved something wrong. I figured out slowly that I actually wasn't doing anything, wrong, I was simply seeing five hundred slightly different variations of a basic title. And of course the books were all a basic variation of about three different plots, but that has nothing to do with this game.

You could also cause it a test of your ability to see what makes your head explode or a focus for concentration. Here we go:




Below, I have a list of Harlequin series titles. Test your ability to concentrate.

If you can get through this entire list without doubting your eyes and glancing back to make sure you haven't seen a title twice in a row, you are a better librarian than I.


Two things:
1. I swear by all that is holy these are all actual titles. And keep in mind these were just the ones I could list during slow periods at work today.
2. With only a few exceptions, the format of the title is this: The Rich Asshole's Descriptive Something-or-Other







The Greek's Ultimate Revenge
The Brazilian Boss's Innocent Mistress
The British Billionaire's Innocent Bride
The Italian's Rags to Riches Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Inherited Bride
The Spaniard's Virgin Housekeeper
The Future King's Bride
The Italian's Future Bride
The Future King's Pregnant Mistress
The Boss's Inexperienced Secretary
The Italian's Secret Baby
The Brazilian Millionaire's Love Child
The Greek Tycoon's Defiant Bride
The Brazilian's Blackmailed Bride
The Mediterranean Millionaire's Reluctant Mistress
The Cattle Baron's Virgin Wife
The Future King's Love Child
The Count's Blackmail Bargain
The Magnate's Indecent Proposal
The Brazilian Boss's Innocent Mistress
The Italian's Blackmailed Mistress
The Billionaire's Scandalous Marriage
The Italian's Ruthless Marriage Command
The Billionaire's Captive Bride
The Italian's Inexperienced Mistress
The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Wife
The Ruthless Magnate's Virgin Mistress
The French Tycoon's Pregnant Mistress
The Greek's Million-Dollar Baby Bargain
The Frenchman's Marriage Demand
The Rich Man's Blackmailed Mistress
The Boss's Forbidden Secretary
The Spanish Billionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Convenient Bride
The Billionaire Boss's Secretary Bride
The Spaniard's Blackmailed Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Mistress
The Millionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Greek Tycoon's Unexpected Wife
The Desert King's Housekeeper Bride
The Desert King's Virgin Bride
The Billionaire's Bride of Innocence
The Italian's Stolen Bride
The Billionaire's Blackmailed Bride
The Desert King's Pregnant Bride
The Billionaire's Virgin Mistress
The Mediterranean Billionaire's Secret Baby
The Millionaire's Pregnant Wife
The Boss's Wife for the Week
The Infamous Italian's Secret Baby
The Millionaire Boss's Baby
The Sheikh's Forbidden Virgin
The Millionaire's Misbehaving Mistress
The Greek's Bridal Purchase
The Multi-Millionaire's Virgin Mistress
The Prince's Waitress Wife
The Sheikh's Ransomed Bride
The Millionaire's Blackmail Bargain
The Greek's Christmas Baby
The Italian Billionaire's Secretary Mistress
The Millionaire's Christmas Wife
The Sheikh's Convenient Virgin
The Desert Sheikh's Captive Wife
The Sicilian's Defiant Mistress
The Ruthless Greek's Virgin Princess
The Greek Tycoon's Reluctant Bride
The Billionaire's Bride of Convenience
The Greek's Forced Bride
The Greek Billionaire's Baby Revenge
The Sheikh's Innocent Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Pregnant Wife
The Billionaire's Virgin Bride
The Billionaire's Virgin Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Disobedient Bride
The Italian's Forced Bride
The Greek Millionaire's Secret Child
The Italian Prince's Pregnant Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Baby Bargain
The Sheikh's Unwilling Wife
The Italian Billionaire's Secret Love Child
The Greek Billionaire's Innocent Princess
The Italian Boss's Mistress of Revenge
The Billionaire's Housekeeper Mistress
The Italian Boss's Secret Child
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  • Reading: Vampire Hunter D 1
  • Watching: MST3K- Devil Doll
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SiwySzczur Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Nice gallery:)
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KDlala Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks, right back at you!
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SiwySzczur Featured By Owner 1 day ago
No problem, I like good art:) I invite you to my gallery:)If you like my work, watch me :)
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nightserpent Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
Thank you for watching my art, I appreciate it! :) ~Paul
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TheMoonstoneMask Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
Welcome to the Moonstone Mask Inn! :hug:
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tetsuoshima Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009
I come here browsing the friendslist of the livejournal community godawful_fanfic. So it is likely that you have been a member/watcher of the GAFF forums in the past. I am sending this message to everyone on that list to let them know that a few members have put their heads together to create a new site- most definitely not a replacement, but a site where everyone can still get together. Here it is: [link]
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bigskystudio Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2009   Photographer
many thanks for the watch
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zeronifty Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
You faved me!

I feel so exposed!
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KDlala Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Bwhahaha!
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indelirium Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the fav :)
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