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"So, you want to see if the carpet matches the drapes huh? Well, only the luckiest of women get to find out." b^^
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When you tell my story, tell the bad along with the good and let me be judged by those that will listen. As for the rest let there be silence...
*loves it!*
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the war room!"
Very stunning there.
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You know the concept of the "Elephant in the Room"?
Well, I am the person who walks in and askes, "Why the hell is there a elephant in the room?"
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the war room!"
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You know the concept of the "Elephant in the Room"?
Well, I am the person who walks in and askes, "Why the hell is there a elephant in the room?"
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